
Reading this week:
- The Elements of Power by Nicolas Niarchos
I went to Perth, Australia one time via submarine. What a strange time that was. I hadn’t expected to go to Australia, I barely knew where we were, the drinking started right away, I hugged a koala, had fries with mayonnaise for the first time, and on the way back home they served us kangaroo steaks with every meal. The trip to Perth, Scotland was not like that at all.
During out stay in Edinburgh we wanted to take a few day trips to other places. So on this day we woke up early and got on the train, carrying pastries along to fortify us. These came in handy when we were stopped in Ladybank (a very funny name for a town) but before that we had to do the most exciting bit, which was cross the Forth Bridge! Big Forth Bridge fan here. I think I first read about it in The Way Things Work, perhaps my life’s seminal text. Unfortunately I don’t have a copy handy to fact-check myself here, though don’t bother doing it for me. But wherever I learned about it here I was finally crossing it on train, and that was amazing. I felt so safe. I tried to take some pictures and they all turned out bad but I did discover the existence of North Queensferry which I’ll have to visit someday. As the train rolled on hugging the Firth we enjoyed the views across to Edinburgh and on the other side all of the sheep and horses in yellow fields.
I enjoyed all the Victorian engineering in the train station that was our portal to Perth, though it was a long hike up and down to get to and from Platform 6. Our destination once in town was of course The Scottish Yarn Festival. As good an excuse to go to Perth as any. The whole yarn thing is of course my super amazing wife’s thing and not so much mine, but there was some interesting stuff and I learned about Latvian mittens which have very pretty designs. We also attended a talk by Donna Gillies all about her efforts to start up Highland Wool, a nascent wool processing company.

From that talk, a few takeaways: I hadn’t thought about how big an issue water was, as they have a limited supply and are trying to recycle. From what I could tell they wash all the wool by hand which just sounds like so much work. The power at their farm also goes out for days at a time as well, so they are set up with a system that can handle those outages. It sounded like their only big piece of equipment was a giant carder they had recently got going. They had purchased a lot of old equipment for £5k which was nice because they had originally been budgeting for a Belfast Mini Mill setup for £100k. To get themselves started, they only (at the time at least) go to batting instead of making yarn. She also said that every bit of wool gets used, even if it is just stabilizing roads, which is not a thing I knew you could use wool for.
She also said that on their farm they have Hebridean sheep, which are very protective of their young and therefore good for a farm like theirs, which gets surrounded by predators. For a while all the animals and predators had moved away because the grass got too tall for ground nesters and therefore the predators had no food. Donna also said that the hardest part of the operation was tracking one client’s wool all the way through, which yeah, I can see how that is tricky, and reportedly requires a lot of paperwork. As a guy who had pondered setting up a yarn mill when I thought I was going to get let go, these were interesting lessons to hear.




After the talk my super amazing wife made her final yarn purchases and then off we went, after a spot of lunch, to learn about Perth. The biggest thing to know about Perth I think, based off of our visit, is that it is very fish-themed. Our first destination was the Perth Art Gallery. They had some really interesting stuff. They had a glass exhibition going on which featured some really gorgeous stuff, including some silly gooses and even examples of the Blaschka invertebrate models (it’s a different museum but here are some details). Having seen that we then had a wander into the Millais exhibition. The art was very nice but prominently displayed is a 44lbs salmon caught in 1884 by Millais himself on the River Tay itself. “Wow,” I thought, “what a unique thing to have on display in a museum gallery.” It certainly complimented the salmon rug sculpture thing on the floor which was visually beguiling in-person.

Next up was the Perth Museum, which we (I) wanted to go to explicitly to see the STONE of DESTINY. And maybe, you know, crown ourselves King of Scotland. Alas, we were unable to see it as a man had broken the display and so the exhibit was closed. It was a very cool museum and it traced the history of Perth from the neolithic until modern day. They had a 3000-year-old log canoe and Celtic and Roman artifacts. But upstairs was the real gem of the museum, a 64lbs salmon. The largest, apparently, ever taken from the River Tay. On the way between the Art Gallery and the Museum we had stopped by the River Tay itself and I am stunned that such salmon could have come out of it. In another spot of the museum was even yet another salmon, though this one at a waspish 19lbs. And then, as I inspected the Pictish stones on the first floor again there was a carving of salmon, swimming to us from across the ages. Truly bragging about the fish we caught is what ties all of humanity together.



With that lesson about the human race under our belt, we eventually turned our feet back to the train station and Edinburgh for more gorgeous views on the train and another evening of Lidl-based dinner. Who could ask for more?












































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